Cuthbert Cartoons by Tap27
Cartooning life, love, and laughter in lovemaking.
Cuthbert?
Shucks, Cuthbert is an ordinary fella trying to make his way through life and love, navigating his relationship, and learning "on the job". This series fell onto the oldest notebook happenstance could find. His character, situation, and these sketches landed on the pages while listening to a bunch of fellas sharing a few dits and shandies.
Immediate feedback was raucous and I swore never to tell. Over 30-years have passed. Even government secrets last less than that. This is the first time of sharing Cuthbert. I hope this works. To Jim, I'll NEVER mention your terrier!
Cuthbert toons
Cuthbert is a hard-working, middle-aging, bloating-bellied bloke with barely one hair left on his head. I said he's ordinary, right?
Are you asleep?
This cartoon strip is awarded 3-stars of 5.
When navigating our busy worklives, partnerships, and exhausting modern administration, sleep can come a premium.
Cuthbert, our middle-aging and near bold hero is pushing zees and fast asleep in bed. His partner is wide awake and asking with a coy voice, "Cuthbert? Are you asleep Honey-Bun?"
Garlic breath
This cartoon strip is awarded 3-stars of 5.
Our bodies can struggle to digest a romantic dinner for two.
Cuthbert and his treasured partner are in bed. His partner is a sickly shade of green as a heat haze emits from under the duvet. "Sorry love", explains Cuthbert, "It's all that garlic".
Doggy style
This cartoon strip is awarded 3-stars of 5.
Trying new things can be come awkwardly.
(I know Jim just panicked this was his terrier story 😂).
Cuthbert is "doing" his partner from behind. She's smiling after clearly just making a joke. Cuthbert isn't looking so happy about it and says, "I don't know. Just don't say 'woof' again!"
Accessories
This cartoon strip is awarded 3-stars of 5.
There's a whole industry coming in on bedroom accessories. It's normal, right?
Cuthbert is looking scornfully at us through a blindfold while working hard on his partner in the missionary position. "She's smiling, ain't she", he tells us. And she is.
Mixed signals
This cartoon strip is awarded 3-stars of 5.
Sometimes, hubris comes before a fall.
Cuthbert is looking defalted while "servicing" his partner. She's looking up scornfully at him saying, "No it's not! I've got a cramp!"
Analysis
This cartoon strip is awarded 3-stars of 5.
Not everything comes out cleanly. It's important to monitor inclusion as well as compliance.
Cuthbert is bonking his partner from behind and looking mighty happy about it. Meanwhile, his wife has the face of someone who's decided anal sex isn't for her. Cuthbert says reassuringly, "It feels okay to me, love!"
Sinking feeling
This cartoon strip is awarded 3-stars of 5.
Sex doesn't always come in the bedroom.
Cuthbert is stood in front of the bathroom mirror and looking down at his wife. With a look of resignation he says, "You're right. The sink wasn't strong enough."
Little softy
This cartoon strip is awarded 3-stars of 5.
Pressure to perform can come at expense of success.
Cuthbert's lying atop his wife and looking at us in dismay and maybe shock. She looks unbothered when saying, "Never mind dear. It's better to be a big softy than a hard little prick."
More coming soon...forgive the pun.